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(all times CT because that’s where the SEC West is located)

11 am: Oklahoma vs. Texas (ABC) S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C! Clickovers to Maryland at Ohio State (Fox), LSU at Missouri (ESPN) and Boston College at Army (CBSSN).

2:30 pm: Alabama at Texas A&M (CBS) where Saban will be re-lighting the kindling under Jimbo’s seat. Speaking of coaches, Sun Belt Billy has a chance to go 0-4 against Vanderbilt and Kentucky in the Vandy at Florida matchup (SECN). Washington State at UCLA (Pac-12) does not qualify as a clickover because A) it’s on a network you probably don’t get and B) it belongs at 9:30 pm.

6 pm: Kentucky at Georgia (ESPN) might look like a low scoring SEC fistfight of yore. Which is interesting because 20 years ago these teams loved shootouts while the rest of the league played slobberknockers. Clickovers to … uh … Fresno State at Wyoming (Fox)?

Sark After Dark: Arizona State at USC (ESPN) and Oregon State at Cal (Pac-12) and … wait, that’s it?!