Another glorious college football season is upon us! We bring you the Week 0 edition of the world’s foremost authority on college football viewership, helping tens of people to clickover from Bama blowouts to more quality games since 2018!

(all times CT because that’s where the SEC West is located)

11 am: Georgia Tech vs. Florida State (ESPN) The Jackets and Noles open the season in Dublin. Tech QB Haynes King’s throwing motion resembles a trebuchet, which seems useful across the pond.

2:30 pm: McNeese at Tarleton (ESPN2) because when else will you see either of these programs on something like ESPN2?

7 pm: SMU at Nevada (CBSSN) Quick: name the conference for both teams. Yeah, I don’t know either. Clickovers to Florida A&M vs. Norfolk State (ABC) and North Alabama vs. SEMO (ESPN) because, football.

Sark After Dark: Deleware State at Hawaii … you’ll have to work for this one by downloading something called the Team1 App.