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(all times CT because that’s where the SEC West is located)

11 am: Missouri at Texas A&M (ABC) Everything is bigger in Texas, including Mike Elko’s hoodie. Clickovers to Purdue at Wisconsin (BTN) and UCLA at Penn State (Fox).

2:30 pm: Auburn at Georgia (ABC) Hugh Freeze should have to play this game 10 out of 10 times to get 10 full beatdowns. Clickovers to Iowa at Ohio State (CBS), Ole Miss at South Carolina (ESPN) and Alabama at Vanderbilt (SECN).

6:30 pm: Do a split screen with Baylor at Iowa State (Fox) and UCF at Florida (SECN) to see which coach reaches the buyout life finish line first. Our money is on Sun Belt Billy. Clickovers to Tennessee at Arkansas (ABC) and Duke at Georgia Tech (ACCN).

Sark After Dark: Miami at California (ESPN) and Texas Tech at Arizona (Fox).