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(all times CT because that’s where the SEC West is located)

11 am: Georgia Tech at North Carolina (CW) has the makings of a beautiful mess. South Carolina at Alabama (ABC) would too, if it weren’t in Tuscaloosa. Missouri is playing at UMass (ESPN2) to give us one more reason why they don’t belong in the SEC.

2:30 pm: Cal at Pitt (ESPN), Oklahoma at Texas (ABC) and Penn State at USC (CBS) give us our weekly edition of WTF conferences are these again? Stanford at Notre Dame or San Diego State at Wyoming are options to round out the quad box.

6:30 pm: Ohio State at Oregon (NBC) promises to be a better matchup than Ole Miss at LSU (ABC) because there’s no trusting the Tigers’ defense. Clickovers to (checks notes) Vanderbilt at Kentucky (SECN)? Also Sun Belt Billy is scheduled for a beatdown in Knoxville (ESPN).

Sark After Dark: K-State at Colorado (ESPN), Boise State at Hawaii (CBSSN) and Idaho at Montana State (ESPN2).