Another glorious college football season is upon us! We bring you the Week 1 edition of the world’s foremost authority on college football viewership, helping tens of people to clickover from Bama blowouts to more quality games since 2018!

(all times CT because that’s where the SEC West was located)

11 am: Texas at Ohio State (Fox) Did you know the Texas quarterback comes from a family that has produced a lot of famous quarterbacks? Clickovers to Syracuse at Tennessee (ABC), and Northwestern at Tulane (ESPNU).

2:30 pm: Alabama at Florida State (ABC) The Hot Seat Potential Kickoff Classic. Clickovers to Nevada at Penn State (CBS) and Marshall at Georgia (ESPN).

6:30 pm: LSU at Clemson (ABC) The Tigers have lost five consecutive season openers and will be ready to unveil their latest form of first-game special teams blunder to blow it late. Clickovers to Georgia State at Ole Miss (SECN), UTSA at Texas A&M (ESPN) and Georgia Southern at Fresno State (FS1).

Sark After Dark: A full harvest of Week 1 Sarkiness with Idaho at Washington State (CWTV), Cal at Oregon State (ESPN), Hawaii at Arizona (TNT), Colorado State at Washington (BTN) and Utah at UCLA (Fox).

Sunday: Virginia Tech at South Carolina (ESPN) and Notre Dame at Miami (ABC).

Monday: TCU at Bill Belichick’s Girlfriend (ESPN).