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11 am: Michigan at Ohio State (Fox) The Buckeyes like to cover up the letter M on all campus signs for this game. Which turns the Mass Comm building into something very different. Clickovers to Georgia Tech at Georgia (ESPN), Coastal Carolina at James Madison (ESPNU) and South Carolina at Clemson (ABC).

2:30 pm: Auburn at Alabama (CBS) Hugh Freeze the Super Genius and Auburn are a match made in … somewhere. Also, Iowa State at TCU (Fox, 3 pm) has the Frogs trying to continue their perplexing unbeaten run. Meanwhile a trio of games has the Big Ten West feeling like the final group stage matches at the World Cup: Purdue at Indiana (BTN), Minnesota at Wisconsin (ESPN) and Illinois at Northwestern (BTN).

6 pm: LSU at Texas A&M (ESPN) leads into an evening slate with various things on the line including Kansas trying to spoil K-State’s Big 12 championship game bid (Fox, 7 pm) and Vanderbilt needing to beat Tennessee at home to earn an improbable bowl trip (SECN, 6:30 pm). Clickovers include Notre Dame at USC (ABC), Oklahoma at Texas Tech (FS1) and Pittsburgh at Miami (ACCN).

Sark After Dark: Washington at Washington State (ESPN) The Apple Cup in Pullman is as Sark After Dark as it gets. Clickovers: BYU at Stanford (FS1) and SEMO at Montana (ESPN2).

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11 am: TCU at Baylor (Fox) and Illinois at Michigan (ABC) have a pair of capable teams attempting to derail playoff hopes if you are interested in such things. A few deeper cuts that might offer various forms of entertainment include Florida at Vanderbilt (SECN), UConn at Army (CBSSN), Wisconsin at Nebraska (ESPN) and Yale at Harvard (ESPNU).

2:30 pm: Texas at Kansas (FS1) The Longhorns are good at losing to bad Kansas teams, so how will Bevo handle things against a surprisingly decent version of the Jayhawks? Clickovers to Miami at Clemson (ESPN), Iowa at Minnesota (Fox) and Georgia at Kentucky (CBS).

6 pm: Tennessee at South Carolina (ESPN) to see if Beamer Ball Junior can set a trap for the Vols. To catch Heupel we’re guessing it’s a cardboard box perched on a stick with some Golden Corral gift cards underneath. In case of blowout there’s also USC at UCLA (Fox) kicking off an hour later. Clickovers to Ole Miss at Arkansas (SECN), Oklahoma State at Oklahoma (ABC) and Texas Tech at Iowa State (FS1).

Sark After Dark: UAB at LSU (ESPN2) starts at 8 pm for some reason, followed by San Jose State at Utah State (FS1), Fresno State at Nevada (CBSSN) and Utah at Oregon (ESPN).

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11 am: LSU at Arkansas (ESPN) It’s a must-win for the Tigers. Not because of the potential SEC Championship game bid, but because nobody wants to hand a transitive win to Liberty. Clickovers to Oklahoma at West Virginia (FS1) and Purdue at Illinois (ESPN2).

2:30 pm: Alabama at Ole Miss (CBS) No coach has handed Nick Saban a third loss in a season since 2010. The Lane Train thinks he can, he thinks he can. Clickovers to Louisville at Clemson (ESPN) and UCF at Tulane (ESPN2).

6:30 pm: Texas A&M at Auburn (SECN) Sure, K-State at Baylor (FS1) is a more important game for conference standings and whatnot, but who can resist the potential for mutual disaster between these Aggie and War Eagle Plainsmen Tiger clubs? Clickovers to TCU at Texas (ABC), North Carolina at Wake Forest (ESPN2) and Washington at Oregon (Fox).

Sark After Dark: San Jose State at San Diego State (FS1), Arizona at UCLA (Fox), Boise State at Nevada (CBSSN) and Stanford at Utah (ESPN).

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11 am: The early slate is a jumbled pile of "wow they really fell off a cliff" teams squaring off, leading with Florida at Texas A&M (ESPN) and Iowa at Purdue (FS1). Maryland at Wisconsin (BTN) and Minnesota at Nebraska (ESPN2) might be competitive?

2:30 pm: Tennessee at Georgia (CBS) where the consolation prize for the loser might be a skip day for the SEC Championship Game and the fourth seed in the playoffs. Clickovers to Oklahoma State at Kansas (FS1) and Syracuse at Pitt (ACCN).

6 pm: Alabama at LSU (ESPN) Oh how the mighty have fallen. It's entirely Bama's fault that this game is reduced to second billing today, of course. Strange series this one - the team playing in its home state has only won 39% of the time. Clickovers to Clemson at Notre Dame (NBC) and Florida State at Miami (ABC).

Sark After Dark: Cal at USC (ESPN), Colorado State at San Jose State (streaming somewhere maybe?), Hawaii at Fresno State (FS2) and UCLA at Arizona State (FS1).

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11 am: Ohio State at Penn State (Fox) where we ask the question: Is James Franklin actually just Big Ten Jimbo Fisher? When the beatdown begins search for something competitive among Arkansas at Auburn (SECN), Oklahoma at Iowa State (FS1) and TCU at West Virginia (ESPN).

2:30 pm: Florida vs. Georgia (CBS) because Georgia appears determined to play down to the level of some opponents this year, and the Dawgs are also looking ahead to Tennessee. In case Georgia remembers that Florida’s defense is terrible, clickovers to Oklahoma State at K-State (Fox) and Oregon at Cal (FS1). Also, for laughs: Northwestern at Iowa (ESPN2) to see which broadcast crew The Worldwide Leader wanted to punish this week.

6 pm: Kentucky at Tennessee (ESPN) where the newly successful Vols are in danger of new money behaviors like buying a pair of jet skis on credit before Georgia payday arrives next week. Clickovers to Michigan State at Michigan (ABC) where dumb things sometimes happen and Baylor at Texas Tech (ESPN2). If you want to watch an awkward job situation, check out the Lane Train with his feet on the desk in Jimbo’s office (SECN).

Sark After Dark: Stanford at UCLA (ESPN), San Diego State at Fresno State (FS1) and Nevada at San Jose State (CBSSN).

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11 am: Syracuse at Clemson (ABC) It’s Dino vs. Dabo in a battle of orange undefeateds. Clickover to Kansas at Baylor (ESPN2). Also: Louisiana Monroe at Army for the foliage (CBSSN).

2:30 pm: Ole Miss at LSU (CBS) The Rebels have visited Tiger Stadium as an undefeated Top 10 team five times dating back to 1958. They returned to Oxford with a win just once, in 1962. Instead of clickovers, consider extra screens for Texas at Oklahoma State (ABC) and UCLA at Oregon (Fox).

7 pm: Kansas State at TCU (FS1) in a battle to stay at the top of a fiesty Big 12. Clickovers to Minnesota at Penn State (ABC) and Texas A&M at South Carolina (SECN). If you prefer murder scenes, consider MooU at Alabama (ESPN).

Sark After Dark: Utah State at Wyoming (8:45, FS2) is an early bridge to San Diego State at Nevada (CBSSN), Washington at Cal (ESPN) and Montana at Sacramento State (ESPN2).

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11 am: Penn State at Michigan (Fox) Big Game James Franklin (not actually a thing) visits the Big House. Plenty of other options in case of blowout including: Auburn at Ole Miss (ESPN), Kansas at Oklahoma (ESPN2), Minnesota at Illinois (BTN) and Iowa State at Texas (ABC).

2:30 pm: Alabama at Tennessee (CBS) The third Saturday in October finally has meaning beyond ”dumb reason the SEC can’t make a better conference schedule structure.” Are the folks on Rocky Top building themselves up for some crushing disappointment? Clickovers to Oklahoma State at TCU (ABC) and NC State at Syracuse (ACCN).

6 pm: LSU at Florida (ESPN) is the place to be for four hours of inconsistent quarterbacking adventure. Clickovers to Clemson at Florida State (ABC), MooU at Kentucky (SECN) and Nebraska at Purdue Pete (BTN).

Sark After Dark: A taste of life after the Pac12 implodes with Air Force at UNLV (CBSSN) and San Jose State at Fresno State (FS2).

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11 am: Tennessee at LSU (ESPN) because the Red River Shootout (ABC) seems like a downer. TCU at Kansas (FS1) having some significance is a sign of the new and strange world we live in.

2:30 pm: Auburn at Georgia (CBS) and Ohio State at Michigan State (ABC) might be a couple of whompin's. Texas Tech at Oklahoma State (FS1) gives the Fighting Gundys a chance to continue building their resume.

6:30 pm: Iowa at Illinois (BTN) because Bert seems more entertaining than what Nick Saban is going to do to Jimbo in Texas A&M at Alabama (CBS). Kansas State at Iowa State (ESPNU) might be the most competitive option of the bunch.

Sark After Dark: Fresno State at Boise State (FS1), Hawaii at San Diego State (CBSSN) and Oregon State at Stanford (ESPN).

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11 am: Kentucky at Ole Miss (ESPN) feels like it deserves primetime billing. In the Big Ten Michigan at Iowa (Fox) and Purdue at Minnesota (ESPN2) are both pretty big blowout risks. Oklahoma at TCU (ABC) could be competitive if the Big 12 is your thing. Clickover to Georgia State at Army (CBSSN) for the foliage of course.

2:30 pm: Oklahoma State at Baylor (Fox) and Iowa State at Kansas (ESPN2) claim the afternoon window for the Big 12, because Alabama at Arkansas (CBS) has all the makings of a boring Bama blowout. Clickover to Texas A&M at Mississippi State (SECN) if you enjoy maroon a whole lot.

6 pm: LSU at Auburn (ESPN) - Brian Harsin got bailed out last weekend by a series of unfortunate Mizzou events. Will the infamous Auburn Refs make a visit to The Plains this weekend to bail him out again? If so it would be the world’s most unhappy 4-1 fan base since some point during the Les Miles era in Baton Rouge. Clickovers to Cincinnati at Tulsa (ESPNU) and NC State at Clemson (ABC).

Sark After Dark: Stanford at Oregon (FS1), Arizona State at USC (ESPN) and UC Davis at Montana State (ESPNU).

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11 am: Duke at Kansas (FS1) for undefeated glory. The winner gets to look over at Nebraska and laugh and laugh. Clickovers to Clemson at Wake (ABC), Baylor at Iowa State (ESPN2) and TCU at SMU (ESPNU).

2:30 pm: Florida at Tennessee (CBS) Are we ready for a world where Tennessee is competitive again? If not don’t worry, this will only be an open question until next month when the Vols get wallopped by Bama yet again. Clickovers to Notre Dame at North Carolina (ABC) and Texas at Texas Tech (ESPN).

6:30 pm: Wisconsin at Ohio State (ABC) for lots of points or Iowa at Rutgers (FS1) for lots of punts. For lots of overtime (as is their tradition), clickover to Arkansas vs. Texas A&M (ESPN).

Sark After Dark: Utah at Arizona State (ESPN) to see how the Sun Devils respond to being Herm-free. Also Wyoming at BYU (ESPN2), Stanford at Washington (FS1) and Western Michigan at San Jose State (CBSSN).