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11 am: Georgia at South Carolina (ESPN) for the nostalgia of those Mark Richt losing control trips of yore to Columbia. Once it’s certain that isn’t happening, clickovers to Oklahoma at Nebraska (Fox) and Purdue at Syracuse (ESPN2).

2:30 pm: A trio of options here including Penn State at Auburn (CBS), BYU at Oregon (Fox) and Ole Miss at Georgia Tech (ABC). In case all of those are duds there’s even a solid trio of clickovers including Cal at Notre Dame (1:30 pm, NBC), Colorado at Minnesota (ESPN2) and Kansas at Houston (3 pm, ESPNU).

5 pm: MooU at LSU (ESPN) Imagine telling somebody in 2015 that Mike Leach vs. Brian Kelly would be an SEC West mid-table showdown.

8 pm: Miami at Texas A&M (ESPN) We’d make a joke about the culture shock of Miami fans visiting the metroplex that is Bryan-College Station, but this would require Miami to have fans who attend games in person.

Sark After Dark: Fresno State at USC (Fox), San Diego State at Utah (ESPN2) and North Dakota State at Arizona (FS1). There’s also the adventure of finding Duquesne at Hawaii at 11 pm on an obscure streaming app.

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11 am: Alabama at Texas (Fox) We’re likely going to need a healthy set of clickovers for this time slot once Bama starts proving the status is Texas: Back [Not Back]. Clickovers to South Carolina at Arkansas (ESPN), UTSA at Army (CBSSN) to check on foliage status and Missouri at Kansas State (ESPN2). Also North Carolina at Georgia State (ESPNU) is worth noting here to ask the question: is Mack Brown aware he’s allowed to schedule home games? Maybe he lost his keys to the stadium and just gave up?

2:30 pm: Tennessee at Pitt (ABC) Pittsburgh welcomes cousins from the mountains into the big city for a second week in a row. Clickovers to Colorado at Air Force (CBS), Iowa State at Iowa (3 pm, BTN) and Virginia at Illinois (3 pm, ESPNU).

6 pm: Kentucky at Florida (ESPN) promises to be a very different style game than those of yore in this series. Clickovers to Arizona State at Oklahoma State (6:30, ESPN) and Georgia Southern at Nebraska (6:30, FS1) where Clay Helton is bringing a binder of tips for Scott Frost titled ”Hot Seat Life.”

Sark After Dark: Baylor at BYU (ESPN), Oregon State at Fresno State (CBSSN) and Mississippi State at Arizona (FS1) will provide a fun ending to Week 2.

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Friday, 7 pm: Illinois at Indiana (FS1) - Bert is road trippin’ on a Friday night to kick us off right. Clickovers to Western Michigan at Michigan State (ESPN2) and Temple at Duke (ACCN).

9 pm: TCU at Colorado (ESPN) - Bonus Sark After Dark night in Boulder!

Saturday, 11 am: North Carolina … at (?!) … Appalachian State (ESPNU) - Did Mack Brown think this was Euro soccer, where the home team is listed first, when he scheduled this one? Clickovers to Colorado State at Michigan (ABC), NC State at East Carolina (ESPN) and Rutgers at Boston College (ACCN).

2:30 pm: Georgia vs. Oregon (ABC) - Can Bo Nix bring his special brand of chaos to the Benz? If not, Cincinnati at Arkansas (ESPN) provides a quality alternative. Clickovers to Houston at UTSA (CBSSN) and North Dakota at Nebraska (BTN) juuuuust in case there’s some jet lag in Lincoln.

6:30 pm: Notre Dame at Ohio State (ABC) - Where they definitely won’t spend way too much time talking about the new-look Irish. Once the Buckeye beatdown begins, Utah at Florida (ESPN) is super interesting. Clickover to SMU at North Texas (CBSSN).

Sark After Dark: Boise State at Oregon State (ESPN) - Corvallis is a natural habitat for Sarkiness. Clickover to Kent State at Washington (FS1).

Sunday, 6:30 pm: Florida State vs. LSU (ABC) - Mike Norvell has a free Saturday in New Orleans. Harrah’s is preparing accordingly. Brian Kelly will spend the day with his … family.

Monday, 7 pm: Clemson at Georgia Tech (ESPN) - We wish we could find a ray of hope for Geoff Collins’ Jackets to keep this one interesting in such a spotlight. Maybe his QB has figured things out a little? Best we can do.

Another glorious college football season is upon us! We bring you the Week 0 edition of the world’s foremost authority on college football viewership, helping tens of people to clickover from Bama blowouts to more quality games since 2018!

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11 am: Austin Peay at Western Kentucky (CBSSN) - We celebrate the return of college football by shouting “Let’s Go Peay”.

11:30 am: Nebraska vs. Northwestern (Fox) - Scott Frost lost to Bert to open last season. Another season opening Big Ten blunder would make for a long flight back from Ireland.

3 pm: Wyoming at Illinois (BTN) - Speaking of Bert, tune in here to see how many offensive linemen he can fit on the field against the Cowboys. Clickovers to UConn at Utah State (FS1) and Jacksonville State at Stephen F. Austin because why not.

4 pm & 7:15 pm: The ACC Network fills the evening hours with a doubleheader of Duquesne at Florida State and Florida A&M at North Carolina. Clickover to Charlotte at Florida Atlantic (6 pm, CBSSN).

Sark After Dark: Vanderbilt at Hawaii (CBSSN) caps a day full of CBSSN preparing us for the CBS college football theme music leaving the SEC. Clickover to Nevada at New Mexico State (ESPN2).

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11 am: Baylor vs. Oklahoma State (ABC) The Fighting Mike Gundys have a playoff shot but beware of the things Dave Aranda’s team might do to those hopes. Clickover to Kent State vs. Northern Illinois (ESPN) which should have been scheduled into a Tuesday night MACtion slot.

3 pm: Alabama vs. Georgia (CBS) Bama has been threatening to lose for weeks now. Rush the Damn Passer, Kirby. Clickovers to Houston at Cincinnati (ABC) where a lot of other teams will be rooting for the Cougars to open the playoff chaos door. Also, App State gets a shot at the Florida coach at Louisiana Lafayette (2:30 pm, ESPN), and Utah State takes on San Diego State’s mighty punter (2 pm, Fox).

7 pm: Brings a drastic contrast in styles between the ACCCG and B1GCG. Pittsburgh vs. Wake Forest (ABC) might feature 1,961 points while Iowa will try to drag Michigan back to 1961 (Fox).

Sark After Dark: With a bonus game of USC at Cal (FS1).

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Thursday

2:30 pm: Fresno State at San Jose State (FS1) is an outrage that this kickoff time denies us a Thursday Sark After Dark game in the Spartans’ weird half stadium.

6:30 pm: Ole Miss at MooU (ESPN) The Egg Bowl could be a good one if the Fighting Mike Leaches can play some defense at home.

Friday

11 am: Boise State at San Diego State (CBS) would qualify as sneaky good except it’s on CBS and not streaming. Also check on how much Texas has quit against K-State (Fox). Iowa at Nebraska (12:30 pm, BTN) if you like farms and UTEP at UAB (1 pm, ESPN+) for a sneaky good streaming game.

2:30 pm: Cincinnati at East Carolina (ABC) to see how the Bearcats handle the pressure of being fourth in the playoff rankings. Clickover to Missouri at Arkansas (CBS) for the always entertaining CBS alt-crew.

7:00 pm: Washington State at Washington (FS1) for the Interim Apple Cup. See also: North Carolina at NC State ( 6 pm, ESPN) for two teams that would make much better fits in the SEC than Missouri.

Saturday

11 am: Ohio State at Michigan (Fox) Have you heard they call it The Big Game?! Florida State at Florida (ESPN) is a battle for bowl eligibility, while Wake Forest at Boston College (espn2) and Texas Tech at Baylor (FS1) have conference championship games on the line.

2:30 pm: Penn State at Michigan State (ABC) in the ”Oh my God how much did we just commit to these coaches in contracts?” bowl. Clickovers to Oregon State at Oregon (ESPN) and Wisconsing at Minnesota (3 pm, Fox).

6:30 pm: Oklahoma at Oklahoma State (ABC) in what could be the best Bedlam game in ages. Clickover to the end of the Coach O era vs Texas A&M (6 pm, ESPN) and Pitt at Syracuse (ACCN).

Sark After Dark: BYU at USC (ESPN) and Cal at UCLA (FS1).

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11 am: Michigan State at Ohio State (ABC) All this talk of job offers and big raises for Mel Tucker at risk of James Franklining if there’s a blowout in Columbus. Speaking of James Franklining, clickovers to Rutgers at Penn State (BTN), Purdue at Northwestern (BTN), Wake Forest at Clemson (ESPN), Florida State at Boston College (ACCN) and UMass at Army for the foliage (CBSSN).

Late Lunches: Illinois at Iowa (1 pm, FS1) and Georgia Tech at Notre Dame (1:30 pm, NBC) are worth look-ins.

2:30 pm: SMU at Cincinnati (ESPN) to check in on the Coaching Stock Market with clickovers to Virginia at Pitt (espn2), Nebraska at Wisconsin (ABC), U-La-La at Liberty (3 pm, ESPNU) and Baylor at K-State (4:30 pm, FS1).

6:30 pm: Oregon at Utah (ABC) and Oklahoma State at Texas Tech (Fox) offer options in an underwhelming evening slot. Wyoming at Utah State (7 pm, CBSSN) might be a sneaky good matchup.

Sark After Dark: Arizona State at Oregon State (9:30 pm, ESPN) in Corvallis, a natural habitat for Sarky goodness.

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11 am: Oklahoma at Baylor (Fox) The Sooners have been threatening to lose all season. Can the Fighting Dave Arandas help them see it through? Clickovers to Michigan at Penn State (ABC), Mississippi State at Auburn (ESPN) and Bucknell at Army for the foliage (CBSSN).

2:30 pm: Georgia at Tennessee (CBS) The Dawgs have outfitted their murder robots with hobnail boots this week just for the Vols. Clickovers to Purdue at Ohio State (ABC) and Miami at Florida State (ESPN).

6:30 pm: Arkansas at LSU (SECN) where Coach O has thrown a QB controversy into the mix just for fun on his way out the door. Clickovers to Texas A&M at Ole Miss (ESPN), Notre Dame at Virginia (ABC) and the potential for laughs in Kansas at Texas (ESPNU).

Sark After Dark: Nevada at San Diego State (CBSSN), Utah State at San Jose State’s half-stadium (FS1) and Washington State at Oregon (ESPN).

The world’s foremost authority on college football viewership, helping tens of people to clickover from Bama blowouts to more quality games since 2018!

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11 am: Liberty at Ole Miss (SECN) Lane Kiffin hosting Hugh Freeze in Oxford. Party time. Clickovers to Illinois at Minnesota (espn2), Pitt at Duke (ACCN) and Wake Forest at North Carolina (ABC).

2:30 pm: Auburn at Texas A&M (CBS) in the battle for second place in the SEC West. Clickovers to letdown alerts: Baylor at TCU (Fox), Michigan State at Purdue (ABC) and Tulsa at Cincinnati (espn2).

6:30 pm: Oregon at Washington (ABC) and Tennessee at Kentucky (6 pm, espn2) are good bets for competitive matchups in an evening full of clickovers without a headliner. Other options include Iowa at Northwestern (6 pm, BTN), Clemson at Lousville (ACCN), and Florida at South Carolina (SECN).

Sark After Dark: San Jose State at Nevada (FS2), UTSA at UTEP (espn2), USC at Arizona State (ESPN) and San Diego State at Hawaii (FS1) take us deep into the night with the added benefit of the time change.

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11 am: Michigan at Michigan State (Fox) Which of these undefeated teams survives? If it’s Sparty, then Mel Tucker rockets to the top of the LSU coaching search list. Clickover to Texas at Baylor (ABC) where Dave Aranda can continue to improve his own coaching stock.

2:30 pm: Florida vs. Georgia (CBS) Dan Mullen’s stock continues to head in the wrong direction if the Gators take a beating from the formidable Dawgs. Run the damn ball, Kirby. Clickovers to Florida State at Clemson (ESPN), Purdue at Nebraska (espn2) and Boston College at Syracuse (ACC RSN). Also keep an eye on Texas Tech at Oklahoma (ABC) since the Sooners keep standing on the edge of Upset Cliff each week.

6:30 pm: Penn State at Ohio State (ABC) James Franklin’s on the edge of a three-game losing streak and losing his seat on the fanciest pony of the coaching carousel. Clickovers to SMU at Houston (6 pm, espn2), Ole Miss at Auburn (6 pm, ESPN) and Kentucky at Mississippi State (6 pm, SECN).

Sark After Dark: A fantastic Sark lineup with UCLA at Utah (9 pm, ESPN), Virginia at BYU (9:15 pm, espn2), Fresno State at San Diego State (9:30 pm, CBSSN) and Washington at Stanford (9:30 pm, FS1).